I just had the best haircut ever.
Not in terms of excitement or anything, but it was done right, the way I liked it, correct length, proper styling, attention to detail around the ears and neckline - an all around perfect haircut.
The only thing bothering me is that the guy who cut my hair was so obviously gay that I'm wondering if he was trying to turn me with his attention to detail. Was he taking his time out of personal pride in a job well done, or was he just viewing me as a luscious piece of man-meat?
I could understand it either way.
I still tipped him, 'cause that's how I roll.
I just didn't make eye contact when I did it.