Popeye's Pissed.

Spinach is being recalled all across Canada and the United States.

There is E.coli in there, which means that those who eat it will get very, very sick.

I always thought that Popeye's squinty eye was just astigmatism, and that a early childhood hormonal imbalance was the cause of his freakishly large forearms and Jay Leno-like chin. It seems to me that Popeye wasn't telling us everything about his favorite leafy green vegetable.

If the price he pays for Super-Human strength and endurance is bloody diarrhea and kidney problems, he can just keep that shit to himself. (Pun partially intended.) I think this juice-junkie has toyed with our nutrition for the last time.

Thanks for Spinach Dip and Spanokopitas, Popeye, but no thanks.

Later.