The thing you don't realize buddy, is that although you think you are the shit, you look like a total retard, and I'll tell you why:
Lose the fucking sunglasses. You're indoors, goddamn it, not sunning yourself on the patio.
Sunglasses have a place and time. That place is outdoors - and the time would be anytime you are outdoors. The only exception to wearing sunglasses inside is if you are a player on the World Poker Tour. So unless you can show me a stack of chips and a wad of cash I see no reason for you to be wearing your shades.
By the Kiddie section.
Do I sound judgmental?
It's just that your choice of eyewear leaves me with only three options:
- You are a stalker perv, scoping out innocents while looking for low, low prices.
- You are severely handicapped, and thus unable to determine the correct time to remove your $6.95 "Peekers" Sunglasses.
- You are blind.
Eyes are the windows to the soul; so unless you have no soul, (stalker perv), lose the shades and let the world know what you are looking at.