I'm addicted to BitTorrent.
I have to stop.
I know it's bad, but it's just so damn easy!
It's the crystal meth of the Internet.
I'd say it's the crack of the Internet, but that's the porn sites. (Zing!)
I started out with singles.
"Just the good songs." I said. "I'd pay for an album if it was all good songs." I prided myself on the fact that I didn't download full albums.
You're looking at a man with no pride.
(Or you would be, if I had a webcam. What do I look like, one of those Internet sluts? The Sidekick tells me what he and the Graduate do with their webcams. Eww. Nasty.)
I stared getting albums and it was so easy I just couldn't stop.
I'm trying to wean myself off the juice though.
I figure if I download really shitty albums, then the power of negative reinforcement will cure me of my obsession.
I'm in the process of getting the complete Tragically Hip catalog.
(I hear they did some tunes with Celine Dionne.)
Should be cured by the end of the week.
Later.
Is the sole purpose of this post to get me into rant mode!!...damn you, damn yous dirty apes...I have never said anything about the webcams you filthy bastard second of all, I hope you are downloading the Hip then you will see what you have been scraed to admit before..they do in fact rock...fuck you bastrd...lol
ReplyDeleteDude, I have no idea what you do with your webcam. I don't want to know.
ReplyDeleteBut you are a bit sensitive on the subject, No?
I can feel the love in this post, really.
Maybe I should have said it was satire...
Webcams? Don't tell me the guy's recording his own Nickelback videos! Oh man, that'd just be low. I know he idolizes them and Default, but .. damn.
ReplyDeleteBT just got a bit smarter, by the way: it can sniff out caches at the ISP and read streams from the closer reference instead of the world.