These are the things that Corporations think will make my Wife happy today:
- Candy Hearts
- Hot, Passionate, Wildly Acrobatic Sex.
These are the things I know will make my Wife happy today:
- I let her sleep in.
- Coffee was waiting when she got out of the shower.
- I made the kids lunches, and hustled them off to school.
- As we speak, laundry is being done, dishes are done, and the vacuum cleaner has traveled all the way to the far reaches of the house.
- I made Thai Coconut Chicken last night. (Tuesday is Subway night - 'cause Valentines Day or not, the Kids still have their sports.)
- I speed read through this. And I'm working on my handstands.
Really, after 15+ years of marriage, what more could you ask for?
(Okay - I know she'd like the diamonds, but she'd frown on me selling one of the kids to get them.)