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That sure does seem like a big number for a tiny little blog whose owner mainly bitches about life, talks about running, and whines that "Topless Tuesday" hasn't become a national holiday.
In honour of the 10,000th visitor to this small corner of the digital arena (that's where we fight to the death for pageviews), I'd like to present a short list of places that I'm sure have had MORE than 10,000 visitors:
- Madonna's Vagina.
- The McDonald's right outside the exit to the Fat Camp.
- The Google Image Search results for "Naked Midgets Juggling Cats".
- The bathroom at Niagara Falls.
- Gene Simmons's penis. (I don't want to speculate on the duration of each visit..)
- That hole in the wall outside the Grotto at The Playboy Mansion.
- The Port-a-Potties at the Boston Marathon.
See?
In the grand scheme of things, 10,000 isn't really a lot.
But there is one difference - I glad each and every one of you stopped by - that can't be said for Gene Simmons's visitors.
Here's to the next 10,000.
Later.
Yeeeeeeehaaaaaawwwwwwwww!
ReplyDeleteI think if Gene's penis and Madge's vagina ever came into contact with each other, the effect would be similar to crossing the particle streams in Ghostbusters.
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