(Hold for Applause)
I have a list of shit that I have to accomplish, a list that makes the Labors of Hercules seem like something you'd have the "special" kid do while you get some real work done.
Problem is, I have no desire to do any of it right now.
It's not that I don't have the energy or ability. I just don't feel like attacking that load of stuff today. I'm going golfing tomorrow, and then taking a day to do nothing important - after that, on Monday, I'll get down to business.
The only thing I'm really looking forward to is Pressure Washing. All men love to use the pressure washer - it's like an extension of our penis. (A powerful penis that can clean concrete.)
I'll even pull that baby out in the rain and hose away - I don't care. (Just so we're clear, I am talking about the pressure washer, but I could understand if you are confused.)
I think that I'll tackle the list just like Herc did -
Wish me luck, I'll need it.
Later.
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