- What does daddy get for his hard work? The big piece of chicken at dinner!
- That's right - If the kids can't read, it's Mama's fault. It's Mama's fucking fault. Now if the kid can't read 'cause there ain't no lights in the house - That's Daddy's fault.
- What's Daddy's song? Papa was a Rolling Stone.
- Nobody ever says, "Hey, Daddy, thanks for knockin' out this rent." - "I sure love this hot water."
On this special day for all of us who are Fathers and who have Fathers.... I salute you all.
Now someone get me a beer.