When I was but a young lad, I learned two very important lessons:
- If you can't think of anything to say, keep your mouth shut. Better people think you are Quiet and Intelligent, lest you open your mouth and prove them wrong on both points.
- Don't eat Hot Dogs for dinner if you are going to be mixing your alcohol later.
Song On My Mind - "Young Lust" By Pink Floyd
Reading - "Orca" By Stephen Brust