Saturday, March 03, 2007
My prayers have been answered!
I've just found out that March 14th is National Steak & Blow-Job Day.
I've been waiting for this for what seems like forever.
I'm not sure of all the formalities. I know on Valentines Day it's acceptable to receive more than one Valentine - so I'm guessing 3-4 Steaks and the accompanying Blow-Jobs should do me just fine. I don't want it to seem like I'm not embracing what could possibly be the best holiday ever.
I'd even go a step father and provide goggles, if that's the proper etiquette. (Safety First!)
This could possibly surpass Christmas on a "Great Holidays" scale.
I'll take my Steak medium-rare.
I'll take it anyway it comes.