I can't believe I missed it.
I totally forgot that March 14th was National Steak & a Blow Job Day. (Trust me, I don't know where my head was at.)
I'm sure I would have remembered had I received either the Steak or the Blow Job, but neither one turned up.
Sure, if I missed Valentine's there would be hell to pay, but when My holiday gets overlooked like it's a non-issue.
Something about that just isn't right.
I didn't even get a pity-steak either.