I'm a lazy bastard.
I've been home now for three hours, and I'm still in my uniform from work.
After a very long and arduous day, (as Mondays usually are for me.) I just don't feel like expending the energy it would take to undress, pick something out, and wear it for two hours before I take it off to go to bed. What's the point? I'm just creating more laundry.
So my shirt is half undone, my top button is popped, and my belt is askew. If someone were to walk in right now, it would look like I've either just woken up or just finished having sex. ( You have no idea how much I wish it was the latter.)
I'll throw it all in the laundry when I go to bed.
Has anyone seen my tie?
Later.
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