There was a calamity in the Dairy Department today.
We had an important piece of equipment, necessary for the operation of the Dairy, break down. People were stunned - they didn't know what to do.
I walked on the scene, appraised the situation, and in 10 minutes had it working again.
What did I use?
2 Paperclips and some Duck Tape.
I'm a fucking genius.
Any Atomic bombs to disarm? All I need is tinfoil and chewing gum.