I need your opinion.
I need to settle a matter of utmost importance. It's an ongoing question that can only be answered by an anonymous vote.
Which Coffee order sounds gayer to you?
- Venti White Chocolate Mocha.
Or...- Venti Hazelnut Latte, Extra Hot, No Foam.
I can't tell you what I think, because one of those orders is mine. The other? It's the Sidekick's - and I think it's way gayer than my regular order. I wouldn't even order his in the Drive-Thru, because to do so would mean I'd eventually have to make eye contact with another human and I wouldn't be able to hide my shame - that's how gay his coffee is.
But I'll leave it up to you. You decide.
I put my fate in your hands.
Later.
I need your opinion.
where's the vote thingy?!? Cmon, man -- I need the vote thingy.
ReplyDeletePleeeeease. Voooote Thiiiingyyyy.
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Now that I've had time to consider, I really am conflicted. The second drink is all modifiers and exceptions and stuff, and is thereby poofter by that virtue.
ReplyDeleteBut the first one has white chocolate in it; not any chocolate, but WHITE chocolate. And it's still got foam.
Ergo, I almost know where I'm voting. But they're both just so gay, maybe I can't choose.
Lunchbox I have seen your Starbucks order and it's way gayer than either of these. Like Lance bass gay...lol...no water...what the hell is that!...hahah
ReplyDeleteDue, my starbucks order is like a 5 to 7 on the Liberace scale. Grandé non-fat no-water extra-hot chai? Yeah, how gay is THAT?!? I think it could only be gayer if I was begging for the heavy cream.
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