Friday, February 23, 2007

Vehicular Conundrum.

I see trouble in my future.

I've said it many times: I'm a Coffee Whore™.

My coffee selection when around town is pretty much Tim Horton's. Forget coffee at The Arches; I wouldn't wash my car with that stuff.

Since I have the boys in the car, I go for the Drive Thru. That way I don't have to get them in and out of the car for just a coffee. (Parenting Rule #254: Avoid repeated removals from Car Seats - it will only make them angry. Pay at the Pump and Drive Thru are your friend.) I'm not one of those retarded parents who leaves the kids in the car when going in business establishments.

But they are building a new Starbucks in town. And it has a Drive Thru.

I love Starbucks.
Grande White Chocolate Mocha?

Now that I will have access to them in my preferred method of pickup, I think that my loyalty to Tim's might just waver. (I will acknowledge that I can get 3 XL at Tim's for the price of 1 Grande at Starbucks. Money will be a factor.) Timmy's will be my Chicken Soup and Starbuck's my Spicy Tomato. God help me.

It'll be nice to be able to treat myself.

I'm tempted to try and be the first guy through the Starbuck's Drive Thru - Pop it's Cherry, so to speak. I'm a Starbuck's Drive Thru Virgin myself, so we can consummate our love enjoy our first time together.

It'll be magical.

The only weird part?
The kids will be in the back seat.
"Why are you moaning like that, Daddy?"



  1. Okay, where's it goin' in?

    Will it be done in a week?

  2. Anonymous11:59 pm

    Oh the elusive spicy tomato- i hear you can get that in a latte!