When is the appropriate time to stop saying "Happy New Year."?
Three times at work today I witnessed people greeting each other this way. Different people each time, no obvious connections. (Didn't seem to be part of a cult...etc.)
I had to look at my watch to check - yep, it's February - so why the hell would you even say that as a form of greeting anymore? If it's January 2nd I can see using it, but over a month later? Just say "Hi!" and "Long time no see."
I felt like punching them and pointing at a calender.
Or maybe just pulling the calender of the wall and smacking them with it.
That would Unhappy things pretty quick, wouldn't it?