The world seems shocked that North Korea is testing Nuclear Weapons. What arrogance! What audacity!
Hello, did nobody see Team America?
I mean if Trey Parker and Matt Stone can figure out that Kim Jong-il is an evil son-of-a-bitch bent on world domination, then how can the U.S. security forces miss it?
Oh, yeah, right.
Most people figured that the supremely evil person in that movie was Alec Baldwin. I disagree - but not by much.
So what do you do now that they have fired off a couple of rockets? Slap them with a rolled up newspaper? Introduce sanctions and cut them off from the west? Uh, if they cared about being popular at the U.N. they would be in it.
I'm not sure what to do.
Maybe we could ask nice, see if that helps.
Or maybe we could trade them Alec Baldwin....