Some people aren't happy with anything.
It doesn't matter what you do or how good everything can be, there is nothing on God's green earth that will change their opinion. If nine out of ten things are perfect, then they bitch about the tenth thing.
What can we do to these people?
I know there are times that I'd like to just say "Fuck You."
I'm also known for my wish to stab many people in the eye with a pen.
I think electroshock therapy might be good, but only if it's the kind where you use a car battery and jumper cables. The other kind would be too forgiving.
Take 'em all, shove them in a box, light the box on fire.
Dance while it burns.
Anyone got matches?