Rumination.

• "What's a guy have to do to get some breathing room? Stand up and scream?"

• "Is this guy ever going to show me something other than a white bowl?"

• "I wish he'd stop slapping me around."

• "These guys I hang with are nuts."

• "I'd dress up as a pirate, but with the patch, I wouldn't be able to see."

Random thoughts from my penis.

Later.