Thursday, July 20, 2006


  • "What's a guy have to do to get some breathing room? Stand up and scream?"

  • "Is this guy ever going to show me something other than a white bowl?"

  • "I wish he'd stop slapping me around."

  • "These guys I hang with are nuts."

  • "I'd dress up as a pirate, but with the patch, I wouldn't be able to see."

Random thoughts from my penis.


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