I Feel:

- That having my Twin bring his dog up with his family for the weekend made me learn one thing - I hate having my feet licked. (And that his dog is fucking nuts.)

- That the Tryptophan coma after the Early Xmas dinner with said Twin was worth it.

- That in my fond remembrance of my young Hockey career I somehow forgot about early practices/games. As a parent, I'm now suffering for my lack of foresight in my child's choice of sport. Is there not something that starts at noon?

- That after being around family, friends, and kids all weekend, sometimes coming back to work is a relief. (Don't quote me on that - it may change by the end of the week.)

- That openly stating you are a "cat person" in a room full of "dog people" is similar to admitting you like Hitler's mustache while MC-ing a bar mitsvah.

- That, while great, my guilt about missing the gym this weekend was not enough to drag my ass out of bed this morning. I swear, tomorrow - I promise.

- That the Wife's incessant baking is secretly some sort of coping mechanism - for what, I don't know - but I'm almost terrified to ask. Thankfully, the treats are delicious.

- That no matter how crazy I may think I am, I'm certainly no Alec Baldwin. (Go look up his American Airline fiasco.... overcoat much, Alec?)

- That reading this made me look at my most recent playlist and hang my head in shame. (It's not my fault, but I do feel guilty.)

- That whether you like them or not, you'll notice I bust out the "I Feel" list when my mind is blank and I can't think of anything to write.

Later.