I was going to do some elaborate April Fool's Day post.
I was going to pretend that I was giving up the blog- that I had run out of things to say and couldn't be bothered to post again. It would have been tragic and heartfelt, the only thing missing would have been the tears on my monitor.
Then it hit me.
Some of you might believe it, and not come back. I value my loyal (but small) readership too much to throw it away on an Internet Joke.
So I'm going to Saran Wrap the toilet bowl instead.
Sure, the only people who will fall for it are the Kids or the Wife, but hey - they'll be the last to suspect it. (That's the genius of the plan.)