- I will never understand how people can like Applesauce. It just seems wrong to me.
- Having Trip Aces sucked out by a weak flush on the River is like stomping on my testicles while ripping out my heart. (Who stays in with 6-8 suited?)
- It's been a long time since I read a Really Good Book. (I'm dyin' here!) I know there's nothing you can do about it, I just wanted to share.
- It seems to me that every time I turn around, I see Ben Stiller. It's only in movies, but somehow I feel he is stalking me.
- If you can't think of anything witty or funny to say - come up with a list. (It works for David Letterman, right? Is he still relevant?)
Song on My Mind - "Nothingman" By Pearl Jam.