Tuesday, April 24, 2007


So we've found Kryptonite.

But it's White, not Green. (Wasn't White Kryptonite the one that killed plants? If so, we've found the shittiest version of Kryptonite available.)

Makes me wonder what other mythological elements we might stubble across. I'm hoping for Adamantium, Uru and the Female Orgasm. (What? They're all fake, right?)

So it seems that all those times I got in shit for reading comics I was just doing mineral research. Mom's going to owe me a big fucking apology.

I'm going to go read up on Vibranium now.
(The Savage Land variety, because then I can look at Shana the She-Devil. Rawr.)


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