Monday, October 31, 2005

The Scariest Things ...

Seeming as it's Halloween today I thought I would tell you some of the things I consider scary.
In no particular order:
  • Salem's Lot - The book. Not so much the movie. It was 2am on a really dark and windy night when I first finished reading that book. Stuff scratching against the window freaked the shit out of me.
  • The Exorcist - The movie scared the crap out of me and I still have not touched pea soup.
  • Fat Chicks in Spandex - I've mentioned this before, but I just can't say it enough. There ought to be a law, and I'm not talking the Law of Gravity.
  • The George Bush White House - You know what I'm saying.
  • Weapon's of Mass Destruction - We are all supposed to be scared of these right?
  • Weapon's of Ass Destruction - I shouldn't even have to explain this.
  • Joey's Driving - Mother fucker can't even change a CD without getting into an accident.
  • Tim Horten's running out of coffee - It hasn't happened yet, and God willing, never will.
  • The Dutch - Don't they scare everybody?
  • A "+" sign on the Pregnancy Test - That scares the hell out of every man.
  • No Internet Connection - Sad, really, but this actually DOES scare me.
  • Quebec Separating From The Rest of Canada - O right, like they haven't pretty much already. If they could they would take the whole fucking province and move it. Not much of a loss, except then Newfoundland would be closer to the West. And that's what scares me.

That's all I can think of now, But I'd like to hear what the general public has to say.


  1. jesus christ.....get in one accident then all of a sudden I am the worlds worst driver....

  2. Ah yes, the required Joey-slam. This one gave me a good laugh, so thanks a bunch.

    Ya know, I think Joey's fender-bender was the best thing to happen to him. Just look at the guy: he's shaped up and now has this cute hottie hanging off his arm. And I heard the accident wasn't all THAT bad, really. It's like win-win.

    I wish I was Joey, Infatuation with the Hip and Nickelback and all.