Wednesday, October 05, 2005

I'm Not Posting Right Now

Unlike every other Canadian fanboy, I'm not going to be posting about the fact that today is the first day of the National Hockey League season.
I won't tell you how happy I am that Hockey is finally back, and if you read my August 04 post, I don't need to reiterate how I feel the new cap system will hopefully create some parity and some close games in all the divisions.
Of course it would be completely unnecessary to explain that I believe that Hockey will come back stronger than ever, at least in the Canadian markets, so why would I bother to even post about it?
I'm sure that you already know how I and thousands of other Canadians feel, so I feel no real need to say what has been said so many countless times in the past few weeks.
Hockey's back, although you didn't hear it from me.


  1. .. and I'm not commenting. Nope, you can't make me.

    Dude, hockey's fake; did ya know that? Yeah, man, it's ALL scripted. Like the Bertuzzi 'hit', where B barely poked the guy and his own teammates then proceeded to bend him at the neck in the dogpile. That was so sad, and obviously scripted. Yeah, the hit was bad, and was probably set up to 'roughen' up B's image in the ring, but at that moment it wasn't Assault. The things they'll do for ratings, though, like the OJ debacle back in the sweeps week a few years back.

    I'm gonna go watch something more realistic: WWE. Yeah, that's a thikin' man's program.

    Hey Joey. I'm listenin' to Nickelback. I may toss in some Platinum Blonde afterwards.

  2. Dude,

    My non-comments are longer than your posts. I need to shorten this shit up.

  3. Actually, lots of Canadian guys don't watch hockey. Some don't even watch football! Now that's just wrong...

    As far as salary caps, I've always said they should replace the penalty "too many men" with "too much money." You can pay any guy as much as you want, and have as many guys as you want on the ice, but the total salary on the ice at one time is capped. That would be WAY more fun!