Question of the Day.

We sell this stuff at work:

Now the question is, What is Nontraditional Firewood?

Is it:

Cow Manure?

Wood Pellets?

A cat?

Whose job is it to determine what's "traditional"?

I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm breaking traditon and going with option 3 - cow poop smells, pellets seem insufficient, and what the hell - I figure all the yowling will drown out the noise from the Wife watching The Biggest Loser.


Works for me.










Later.