We sell this stuff at work:
Now the question is, What is Nontraditional Firewood?
Whose job is it to determine what's "traditional"?
I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm breaking traditon and going with option 3 - cow poop smells, pellets seem insufficient, and what the hell - I figure all the yowling will drown out the noise from the Wife watching The Biggest Loser.
Works for me.