At work today I accepted a resume from a young man who came in seeking gainful employment with our fine establishment.
Later on I glanced at the resume, and I noticed something.
Under "Qualifications" he had written, in big bold letters,
"I am a Socialist"
Why he would feel that's a qualification to work in a Grocery Store is beyond me. We deal in canned goods and perishables, my friend, not social reform and sit-ins.
Revolutions and Union Meetings?
They're in Aisle 9.