Two in the Bush.

See this little fucker?

Tonight, him and his twin brother flew into the store and acted like little fucking shitheads while me and another guy tried to shoo them out.

They can't stay for obvious reasons (Hello, eating stuff and shitting everywhere), but mainly because with them there, I can't set the alarm and go home - the motion sensors won't let me.

We used brooms, and were gentle, but if it had taken 10 more minutes I would have just turned on the ceiling fans, cracked a beer and watched the feathers fly.

Assholes.







Later.