|Eat. (Eggos: because I'm to lazy to make the real thing)|
|Housework: Real Men clean their house.|
|Sleep again - because Real Men also need a nap.|
...and now it's time to go get the kids from school.
There was also a lot of coffee involved throughout all that - but that goes without saying, doesn't it?
*Blogger's spellcheck didn't like "Thusly" - fucking hated it. But fuck you, Blogger - I looked it up, it's a real word!