I can believe Assassins who can curve bullets in mid-air.
I can believe a man can fly around in a suit of metal.
I can even believe that Keanu Reeves will be able to "whoa" his way through a new movie. (That never should have been remade in the first place.)
But asking me to believe that the modern-day Toronto Maple Leafs are playing in the Stanley Cup Finals? Uh-unh. Stop the bus, I'm gettin' off.
No thanks, Mr. Myers - I can't suspend my disbelief that much.