Everyone needs a bit of roughage in their diet.
I prefer celery.
Why celery, do you ask?
It's crispy (like bacon), crunchy, (like bacon) and is very good for you. (like I wish bacon was) I eat celery for a snack almost every day. ( like I used to eat bacon)
The best part is that eating celery helps curb my cravings for other things (like bacon) that wouldn't be good for me. Once I've wolfed down a couple of sticks, (instead of bacon) then I'm good to go, and ready to start my (bacon-free) day.
I haven't even thought of fatty foods (like bacon) in a week. It's been great.