Some things should not be seen.
Walking around the corner at work, and there is a huge (like seriously, huuuuge) lady with bikini bottoms on bending over to place something on the bottom of her cart.
I can't give you much more information than that because my brain immediately started shutting down as a precautionary measure and I lost vision in my right eye.
I'm glad I was able to contain my gag reflex and somehow make it to safety.
It'll haunt me. (Oh my God....the tassels...)