Take one slightly fatigued, middle-aged guy after a workout.
Place him in a lighted tube, with bulbs that overload his pasty white skin cells with Vitamin D (Nature's pick-me up).
Add awesome music, (The previous post's "Rope") some skin cream, and
Subtract the fact that anyone can see or hear him.
What do you get?
Well, according to the guy who was actually in the tube, you get a fucking Rock Star.
Maybe it was the perfect storm of exhaustion, endorphins, and enthusiasm, but for a moment - just a moment - it felt like I was on stage, rocking away with the best of them.
Then the lights turned off, the door opened, and it was time to get back to the real world.
Who cares? I'm still feeling the high.