I don't scare easily.
But when I sit down to play some Poker while The Boys are napping, and I feel a touch on my neck - it creeps me out.
When I go to scratch it, and it turns out to be a spider - I scream like a little girl.
It could have been a radioactive spider, bent on giving me powers to fight crime with, but it didn't matter. I swatted that bastard to the floor and put the boot to it. (The fact that I had to run and get a boot makes me even less of a man.)
Fuck this shit - I'm going outside.
At least they can't sneak up on me out there.