Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Helping The World.
It's great being able to help others.
But I understand that you can't help everyone - especially those who found you under false pretenses.
Like the (I assume) gentleman above - he thought he was getting information about increasing his penis girth with raisins - just because I wrote about some spam. I'm sorry that I was unable to help him, as Google seemed to think that I could. (Google must know something I don't.)
I hope that he was at least mildly entertained for a moment before he had to renew his quest for penile enhancement. (Tip for the unsatisfied woman: Don't go to Dubai.)
I'm off to help the next person who stumbles into my end of the Blogosphere - but first I'm going to eat an entire box of raisins.