- That in order to get a driver's licence, your should have to have a neural scan done, just to make sure all the synapses are firing .
- That if you ever lock your keys in your car, every person you have ever met will show up within 5 minutes to laugh at you.
- Most people aren't born stupid, a lot of them just work really, really hard at it.
- That Obi-Wan should have bitch-slapped Anakin earlier on. I mean, waiting and then cutting his legs off? And some people bitch about spankings.
- That if I had the laser gun that Bish was talking about, I'd snipe people's houses. But I would only ignite their stash of Jiffy Pop.
- The amazing thing about technology is that everything keeps getting smaller, except TVs, which will soon need there own postal codes.
- That some of the porn shown on said gigantic TVs will be truly awe inspiring.
Only seven today. Not much time to spare. Help me finish the list.