Yeah - that's right. According to some site on the Internet, you gots to have some smarts to be perusing what I'm puttin' down. (I think with that sentence, I just lowered the grade a notch.)
I'm not saying I put out some Mensa-level shit, but obviously I'm using some serious vocab when I talk about my dick and other assorted things. That's some high-brow talk about my junk.
You'll have to excuse me now, as I'm off to read more great works of literature - while sitting on the can.