Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Totally Over Blown.

I don't understand the fascination with Toblerone.

Once December hits, it goes from being an everyday bar that nobody buys to a sacred relic, cherished above all other chocolates.

I think they taste like shit.

Why is this the greatest thing to stuff a stocking with? You'd think if a woman wanted something 8 inches long in her stocking, it would come with batteries and a triple-speed function - not crammed full of nougat and wrapped in foil.

But I digress.

If I get a chocolate bar in my stocking this year, it better be shaped like 3 cups and labeled Reese's - or else. (Listen now, Kringle - I'm not fucking around.)


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