Thursday, December 27, 2007

6am Blues.

I hate it when I wake up before my alarm goes off.

I always decide to fall back asleep, and I always feel like a sack of crap when I wake up again.

Why, Lord, why can't you let me get a good night's sleep?

I'll stab as many hobos as you want if I can just feel refreshed in the morning.

Is it so much to ask?



  1. You need a hand with those hobos?

  2. If it's a single hobo, no.

    However, if there is more than one, I might need you to distract them with hot food and clean clothes while I sneak up behind them and commence stabbing.