I hate it when I wake up before my alarm goes off.
I always decide to fall back asleep, and I always feel like a sack of crap when I wake up again.
Why, Lord, why can't you let me get a good night's sleep?
I'll stab as many hobos as you want if I can just feel refreshed in the morning.
Is it so much to ask?
Later.
You need a hand with those hobos?
ReplyDeleteIf it's a single hobo, no.
ReplyDeleteHowever, if there is more than one, I might need you to distract them with hot food and clean clothes while I sneak up behind them and commence stabbing.