I've lost my voice.
I'm not sick - in fact, I feel great - but whenever I try to speak the only sound is a wheesy, croaking mess.
It started last night, and is incredibly frustrating. Since I'm working today, I'm in an environment where every person I see wants to talk to me, and any type of customer interaction is prefaced by a discussion of how shitty I sound.
I'm hoping it doesn't last long - as I mentioned in the Twitter feed: a talker like me losing their voice is like kneecapping a sprinter.
Although my co-workers do say they enjoy the peace and quiet....
Fuck that - as soon as it comes back, I'm not shutting up for a.week. That'll show 'em.