Just so you know, I'm at the risk of facing the Wife's vengeance by making the following statement:
As much as I appreciated the fresh-made waffles this morning, they are sitting like lead weight in my stomach, sucking the life and energy out of my day.
And that's sad - because I really like waffles.
Let's just keep the weight-ness of said waffles between us, ok? I would like to have them again, and she did go out of her way to make them for me..