Tonight at work, I sold a 17 yr old boy a home Pregnancy Test.
He was nervous, wild-eyed and visibly shaken.
As I handed him the bag with his receipt, I said "Hope it works out for you, brother."
The "Uh-huh" and blank stare I got back told me everything I needed to know about his hoped-for results.
Should have sold him a box of condoms, just so he won't have to be back again.