|When your pasta options are shells or tiny Bunnies, go for the shells.|
Unfortunately, the people at Annie's are twisted, sick individuals.
Why, do you ask?
Because they want you to do this to open the box:
|And I don't even have to buy it dinner first?|
Punch the Banana Chip.
Prod the Balloon Knot.
Plow the Back Field.
That just ain't right. (Especially with no lube.)
I think I'm going to have a sandwich instead.