Normally I think Horoscopes are shit, but much like a car accident, I can't look away.
The person who normally writes the horoscope in the paper I read usually puts some cliched, trite quip in the parentheses at the end of the horoscope, and I always just roll my eyes and think mean thoughts about her level of intelligence.
But the fact that she ended today with a quote from one of my favorite movies just moved her up in my estimation.
Congratulations, Horoscope Lady - I only think you're a cheap scammer instead of a retarded cheap scammer. Good for you.