I'm surprised with myself.
I took the weed whacker out to the backyard today.
That in itself is not surprising.
The fact that I was out there for a whole hour - sweating, grunting, and taming that wild brush - and yet it was another whole hour before I tweeted something vagina-related (and classily mentioned 70's porn) is.
Just goes to show how mature I've become.
Later.
You and I should probably be best friends. This makes me laugh so hard.
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