Fuck me, summer's here.
I know the weather outside doesn't show it, but to many people, once the kids are out of school it's summer.
I can sure tell it's here, based solely on my drive to and from work.
I know the Sidekick and those of you who live in the big city may scoff, but for it to take me more than 15 minutes to drive to work is absolutely retarded.
Today was almost 25.
Now in the city, I can understand that traffic problems are caused by simple volume and time of day, and I can accept that. Here, however, the main traffic delays are just because some idiot is driving along looking at the ocean or almost anything else but paying attention to what he's doing.
It's maddening.
I really think that the time has come for every vehicle to have a hands-free phone, and said phone could be called by dailing the licence plate.
That way I could call the asshole in front of me, tell him to fucking pay attention, push that little pedal on the right, and maybe I can get somewhere TODAY.
See? Problem solved.
All it would take is a bit of communication. (With extreme prejudice.)
I know - imma fkn genius.
Later.
A method of telling some idiot that they're being, well, an idiot? I think the only drawback here is a corollary of the Greater Internet Fuckwad Theorem -- it gives a little narcissist post-teen some new way to grief others in cars ahead of him and his chucklenuts friends. For the 'lulz' you know.
ReplyDeleteBut I thought this was a cool idea.
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