Maybe it's the granola-chewing, tree-hugging, free-loving, never-left-the-sixties attitude of the people who live in the area where I work, or else this dreaded folic nightmare is making a comeback.
It has to be stopped.
As a guy who has noticed his hair slowly creeping away like a coward in the night, (I'd convert to Judaism just for the hat.) I can't imagine a hairstyle that does nothing but draw attention to what you're lacking.
It would be like having a small dick and choosing to only wear chaps.
When I've seen these abominations in the store, I'm compelled to do one of two things:
- gently take them aside, assure them that no matter what they think, it just doesn't look good and they should embrace who they are in the best way possible
- walk up behind them with scissors, cut the damn thing off, and scream "Just wear a fucking hat already!"
I've restrained myself so far, but I think I'll just play it by ear..
..however, I'll keep the scissors handy - just in case.