I just found out today that there's this person at work who's been spreading shit about me behind my back.
Apparently I don't live up to this woman's social standards. You'd never know it, though, as she is nice as pie to me when I see her. (Go figure. I guess she can surpress her disgust for the 8 hours a day we spend in the vicinity of each other.)
How did I hear about it? From my bosses. Not in the we-have-a-problem tone, but in the you'll-never-guess-what-so-and-so-said tone. They tried hard not to laugh as they were telling me.
I'm taking it seriously, though - and when I see her in the next couple of days, I'm going to make sure she knows about it.