I Feel...

1. That some days just getting out of bed should be declared a victory for mankind.
2. That who ever invented and perfected coffee should replace God as the central figure of our modern religion.
3. That all things being equal, fat people use more soap.
4. That "when in doubt, just pick C" can't be applied to global politics. (The GW rule.)
5. That the secret to great parenting is the liberal application of the "5 second rule"
6. That Han shot first, he was right to do so, and he should do it again should the situation arise.
7. That on a scale of one to ten, I'd have to pick Yellow.
8. That all every woman really wants, be it mother, senator, nun, is some serious deep-dickin'.
9. That 2 out of 3, I'm the guy to do the job.
10. That it's better to burn out than to fade away. ( Says the guy who's semi-transparent as we speak...)